求电影《最佳福星》中的一段台词

75700:47:08,659 --> 00:47:11,958昨天晚上我骑了小木马75800:47:12,029 --> 00:47:14,589骑着小木马走天涯75900:47:14,731 --> 00:47:19,725它叫了， 叫得我笑哈哈76000:47:22,539 --> 00:47:23,767什么 “料” 呀？正不正点呀76100:47:23,841 --> 00:47:24,830普普通通76200:47:25,042 --> 00:47:27,636普通？ 怎么普通呀？76300:47:27,778 --> 00:47:29,370我们每个人都觉得很特别76400:47:29,680 --> 00:47:31,113昨天晚上你究竟行不行呀？76500:47:31,682 --> 00:47:33,377这种事是不能吹牛的76600:47:33,650 --> 00:47:34,412对76700:47:34,551 --> 00:47:35,779等一会你不要乱讲话76800:47:35,953 --> 00:47:38,251她昨天晚上死也不承认自己化过装76900:47:38,822 --> 00:47:40,585是吗？77000:47:43,760 --> 00:47:44,920早 早77100:47:44,962 --> 00:47:45,986我亲手煮的谢谢77200:47:56,273 --> 00:47:59,208昨晚我们学易容术的时候你去了哪儿？77300:47:59,476 --> 00:48:03,276去超级市场买东西， 来， 吃东西77400:48:04,915 --> 00:48:07,042昨晚非常的骚而现在就扮严肃77500:48:07,784 --> 00:48:09,809这里不是童子军露营77600:48:09,953 --> 00:48:12,751以后没有我的命令任何人都不许自由出入77700:48:12,856 --> 00:48:15,484违反命令的， 我就取消你们的资格77800:48:16,393 --> 00:48:17,792扮得倒很像是呀77900:48:18,362 --> 00:48:21,763易容术的基本功夫昨天晚上已经示范给你们看了78000:48:21,965 --> 00:48:23,091你们觉得怎么样？78100:48:23,267 --> 00:48:24,700真是鬼斧神工了78200:48:24,868 --> 00:48:27,166对， 对， 对， 连声音也改变了78300:48:27,337 --> 00:48:30,067任何女人情到浓时都是不同的神经病78400:48:30,807 --> 00:48:32,001你这样说是什么意思呀？78500:48:33,510 --> 00:48:38,777我的口太臭， 太多口差点做了赵完唱78600:48:40,250 --> 00:48:41,911什么叫赵完唱呀？78700:48:42,119 --> 00:48:44,417唐朝人， 赵完松的弟弟78800:48:45,822 --> 00:48:47,483我先去开门78900:48:52,796 --> 00:48:55,765亲爱的， 我以为你没起来79000:48:56,033 --> 00:48:56,931你是谁？79100:48:57,267 --> 00:48:59,098昨晚就说人家化了妆79200:48:59,202 --> 00:49:02,638今天人家化了妆你就装不认得人， 你真坏79300:49:05,575 --> 00:49:06,974昨晚那个真的是你79400:49:07,210 --> 00:49:09,041你再玩我， 我会生气的79500:49:09,179 --> 00:49:10,111干什么？79600:49:10,614 --> 00:49:11,876萍姐， 什么事呀？79700:49:14,017 --> 00:49:16,281没事， 我们自己的私事79800:49:16,553 --> 00:49:17,815那么你去做事吧79900:49:20,290 --> 00:49:23,282特意炖给你补身的， 趁热喝呀80000:49:28,832 --> 00:49:31,266喂…， 她究竟是什么人？80100:49:33,704 --> 00:49:36,104是我师妹， 不过暂时帮我打扫80200:49:36,573 --> 00:49:38,507她今年几岁呀？80300:49:40,010 --> 00:49:41,170大概十八岁左右80400:49:41,778 --> 00:49:43,473我早就说过， 怎么会骗得倒我呢80500:49:43,513 --> 00:49:44,275皮肤还滑溜溜的80600:49:44,514 --> 00:49:46,846她行年十八岁， 周身都趣80700:49:47,017 --> 00:49:50,384昨晚我们鸳鸯双戏水80800:49:55,292 --> 00:49:56,316她真的十八岁？80900:49:57,227 --> 00:49:58,251五十年前就是81000:49:58,428 --> 00:49:59,326你又说她是你师妹81100:49:59,463 --> 00:50:00,327骗骗他嘛81200:50:00,464 --> 00:50:01,624为什么要骗他？81300:50:01,832 --> 00:50:03,891肥得那么难看， 难得会有人看中他81400:50:04,001 --> 00:50:05,901就当日行一善， 安慰一下他81500:50:06,403 --> 00:50:08,200你看看他， 多开心81600:50:22,953 --> 00:50:24,887肥豹肥豹， 你发达啦81700:50:25,422 --> 00:50:26,787她不是十八岁81800:50:26,923 --> 00:50:28,091她也不是师妹呀81900:50:28,091 --> 00:50:29,149你知不知道她是谁？82000:50:33,764 --> 00:50:35,823死肥豹又在说我了82100:50:36,666 --> 00:50:37,963钟点女佣呀82200:50:41,972 --> 00:50:47,569“以为她十八岁， 扑扑脆引得肥豹起势追”82300:50:48,111 --> 00:50:54,050“原来她六十八岁， 腰骨都脆难得肥豹你肯郁她”82400:50:54,651 --> 00:50:57,950侮辱我萍姐， 萍姐， 你的男朋友打人呀82500:51:09,866 --> 00:51:10,890有办法了82600:51:11,368 --> 00:51:12,699起来， 起来82700:51:15,238 --> 00:51:17,832小心， 小心漏气， 煤气来的82800:51:18,308 --> 00:51:20,677爆啦， 爆啦捏紧， 捏紧它82900:51:20,677 --> 00:51:23,646很危险的， 前途并不属于懦弱的人的83000:51:48,738 --> 00:51:52,868救命呀…一品香…